Sassy Coasters

Start your day with a generous dose of sass! Our “Fresh Sarcasm Served Daily” slate coaster is the perfect home accessory for anyone who thrives on witty comebacks and sharp humour. With its rustic natural slate finish and bold engraved...

Some days you just don’t have the energy to care — and that’s perfectly fine! Our “Feeling Kinda IDGAF-ish Today” slate coaster is here to do the talking for you. With its cheeky message and rustic charm, this coaster is the...

Make your guests laugh out loud with our “Sorry I’m Late I Didn’t Want to Come” slate coaster. Perfect for those who embrace honesty with a side of sass, this coaster is guaranteed to be a conversation starter. Whether it’s...

Add a touch of charm and confidence to your coffee table with our “When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off” slate coaster. With its playful design and bold message, this coaster is perfect for anyone who loves a bit of humour mixed with...

Bring a dash of humour to your home with our “That’s a Horrible Idea, What Time?” slate coaster. Perfect for those friends who are always up for mischief, this cheeky coaster is both a conversation starter and a practical way to protect...

Raise a smile (and maybe a glass) with our “Support Day Drinking” slate coaster. Bold, cheeky, and a little rebellious, this coaster is perfect for anyone who loves to enjoy a tipple at any hour. Whether it’s a novelty gift for a friend...

Add a splash of humour to your home with our “Shh... No One Cares” slate coaster. Perfect for anyone who’s not afraid to be blunt, this coaster is equal parts cheeky and practical. Whether it’s a subtle desk accessory or a fun...

Bring a dose of playful attitude to your table with our “Out of My Way, I Got My Sassy Pants On” slate coaster. Designed for those days when you’re ready to take on the world with style and sass, this coaster is both fun and functional...

Relatable much? Our “My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open” slate coaster is the perfect desk companion for anyone whose thoughts never stop loading. Whether you’re a multitasker, a daydreamer, or just someone juggling life’s endless...

Set the tone in style with our “Mood: Sassy AF” slate coaster – the ultimate accessory for anyone who likes their drinks served with a side of attitude. Featuring a bold design with stars and a crown, this coaster makes a statement on...

Bring the attitude to your coffee table with our “Little Miss Sassy Pants” slate coaster – a fun and cheeky design perfect for anyone who owns their sass with pride. Whether it’s for your best friend, daughter, or a colleague...

Say it loud and proud with our “Lashes Longer Than My Patience” slate coaster – a hilarious nod to anyone who takes their lash game seriously but struggles to hold their tongue. This cheeky drinks coaster makes the perfect gift for...

Bring some cheeky humour into your home with our “Karma – When Your Daughter Turns Out Just Like You” slate coaster. Perfect for mums who know the joys (and challenges!) of raising a mini version of themselves, this coaster is both...

Add some sass to your coffee table with our “It’s OK If You Don’t Like Me – Not Everyone Has Good Taste” slate coaster. The bold laser-engraved design makes this coaster a cheeky conversation starter while still being...

Sometimes a coaster says it all! Our “It’s Fine, I’m Fine, Everything’s Fine” slate coaster is perfect for anyone who enjoys a little sarcasm with their sip. Made from natural slate with a rustic rough-cut edge, it’s a...

Bring a touch of sass to your table with our “I’m Not Responsible For What My Face Does When You Talk” slate coaster. Perfect for those who wear their expressions louder than words, this coaster is both funny and functional. Ideal as a...

Add some cheeky humour to your coffee table with our “I’m Not Always Sassy Sometimes I Sleep” slate coaster. Perfect for anyone who owns their sass with pride, this coaster is bound to raise a smile while protecting your furniture. A...

Bring some unapologetic humour to your table with our “I’m Fine But the Rest of You Need Therapy” slate coaster. This witty piece is ideal for anyone who thrives on sarcasm and isn’t afraid to say what others are thinking. Whether...

Add a bold splash of attitude to your home with our “If You Could Fuck Off Over There That’d Be Great” slate coaster. Perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humour, this cheeky coaster is guaranteed to raise a laugh and start...

Add some sass to your coffee table with our “If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories” slate coaster. A witty and relatable design for anyone who enjoys humour with their brew, this coaster makes a fun conversation starter and a thoughtful gift for...

For those who struggle with a poker face, this coaster says it all! Our “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It, My Face Definitely Will” slate coaster is a fun, cheeky addition to your tableware. Whether at home or in the office, it’s the...

Some opinions are best left at the door, and this coaster says it best! Our “IDK Where You Got Your Opinion but I Hope You Kept the Receipt” slate coaster brings sarcasm and style straight to your table. A fun way to protect surfaces, it...

Some days, you just don’t have the patience—so let your coaster do the talking! Our “I Don’t Have the Energy to Pretend I Like You Today” slate coaster is the perfect blend of sass and practicality. Whether on your desk,...

Show off your sharp wit with our “I Am Not Arguing, I Am Just Explaining Why I Am Right” slate coaster. This hilarious design is perfect for anyone who always has the last word and isn’t afraid to prove it! Both practical and cheeky,...

Add some sass to your coffee table with our “Don’t Be Rude Cause My Rude Will Outrude Your Rude & You’ll Cry” slate coaster. This cheeky design is perfect for anyone with a quick wit and a sharp tongue, making it a great...

Bring a bold dose of humour to your coffee table with our “Caution: I Have No Filter” slate coaster. Ideal for those who tell it like it is, this coaster is both practical and laugh-out-loud funny. A perfect gift for friends, colleagues, or...

Add a splash of humour to your coffee table with our “Another Fine Day Ruined by Adulthood” slate coaster. Perfect for anyone who knows the struggle of grown-up responsibilities, this coaster is equal parts practical and hilarious. Whether...

Add a touch of humour to your table with this engraved slate coaster, boldly stating “Eye rolling is my cardio.” Crafted from natural slate with rustic charm, it’s sturdy, protective, and heat-resistant. A great novelty gift for...

Show off your sense of humour with this engraved slate coaster featuring “Everyone was thinking it, I just said it.” Perfect for those who love a cheeky laugh, this natural slate coaster is durable, stylish, and protective. A fun gift idea...

Make a bold statement with this engraved slate coaster featuring the phrase “Oh Honey, I Am That Mom”. Fun, sassy, and practical — it’s a great gift for mums with a sense of humour.

Add some humour to mum life with this rustic slate coaster engraved “Mama Needs Wine”. A fun, practical gift for wine-loving mums.